December 2011
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The nerve of those BBC chaps.
Brit dude: *Narrating to the camera about problems with this giant boat engine on the back of his car*
Brit dude: There's a number of reasons why blah blah blah
Brit dude: For one, there's the weight. This engine on the back is approximately 600 pounds.
Brit dude: That's the equivalent of a WHOLE American sitting on the back of this vehicle.
Me: WHAT?!
Me: And here we obscenely fat Americans are, showing support to our European cohorts by watching their television programs.
Me: Rude.
Me: BUT ALSO FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: ...
Me: Wait, why is there a boat engine on his car.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Imagine in 20 years when your son comes from...
Son: Mum, I got detention.
Me: OMG, what did you do?
Son: I hit a kid.
Me: Well you know that will cost you a month without internet.
Son: But that kid said Harry Potter sucks.
Me: COME IN HERE MY BOY, YOU MADE ME SO PROUD. I KNOW I'VE RAISED YOU WELL HEDWIG CROOKSHANKS.
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Um my sibs and I are all sleeping over Grandma's...
Dec 31st
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Casey Brown, drummer of Owl City, is engaged. That’s one less good, eligible bachelor in the world. I went to camp with him. Had a crush on him for years. He’s so adorable. I saw him get baptized in the Connecticut River. And now he’s engaged. Congrats, Casey! You’re a lucky girl, Natalie. … Oh gosh, I hope he never sees this.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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And the award for most random request ever goes...
Zachary: *busts into my bedroom, unannounced*
Zachary: Could you put the arm through the cape-hole?
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: ...
Me: What?
Dec 28th
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Dec 27th
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“Take Christ out of Christmas, and December becomes the bleakest and most...”
– (via jennscanlon)  
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Christmas Movie List Progress
Thusfar: Rudolph Christmas Vacation Elf The Grinch Christmas Story The Santa Clause The Santa Clause 2 The Santa Clause 3 Home Alone Home Alone: Lost in NY Jack Frost The Nightmare Before Christmas Every single classic, old-school animated Christmas movie Any suggestions? I’m starting to panic because we’re running out of time, and although they continue to play...
Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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MERRY CHRISTMAS!
AHHHHHHH I better go to sleep, it’s after midnight—like 1.5 hours after midnight— and Santa won’t come unless I’m sleeping. Ruh roh. AHHHHH I’m so excited. AHHHHHHHHH. Just a second, before I forget, I need to at least attempt to watch these Christmas movies before the end of the day. Or week I suppose, but preferably before Christmas is over: Rudolph ...
Dec 25th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Ahhh I'm so ready for Christmas. And Snow. And...
Bring on the Christmas movies, decorating, egg nog, holiday music. AND THE SNOW! So we can make a fire in the fireplace. Oh, the fire is so delightful when the weather outside is frightful.
Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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Being a person is getting too complicated
Time to be a cat.
Dec 22nd
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aesthetic-voyager asked: Were you my anon?? hahaha
Dec 22nd
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Connectiwhat?
Okay, after that last post I just did, I decided I was going to do some research on Bing: “What are people from Connecticut called?” Because I have always wondered what the trew (I totally just meant to type true but somehow I didn’t but I decided to keep it because it looks funny) terminology is. You’d be surprised how many people ask you that very question when you live...
Dec 22nd
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